Slut Adoption is still one of the best ways for young women to learn how to be the best of sluts. There really is nothing like the personal attention of a man devoted to bringing out all of a girl’s sluttiest and best traits.
After a few years with a man she’s only allowed to call “Master” or “Sir” every girl is much better prepared for the real world.
They’re ready to have their asses fucked into gaping holes, they’re ready to go ass to mouth, and they’re ready to be toys to all men.
Sign your eighteen-year-old daughter up for the Slut Adoption program today! If your parents won’t sign you up, sign yourself up!
The best thing about fucking a maid is watching her clean up the mess after. Monica’s boss tied her to some random piece of furniture, fucked her ass, and came on her untouched pussy almost every day.
Then, he’d untie her and tell her to get cleaning. She’d have to scoop the cum from her dripping pussy, lick it from her fingers, then lap up any that landed on the furniture and floor with her tongue.
It was pretty much the best job she could hope for!
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Her morning jog used to take forty-five minutes, but after the Sexual Service Act passed, Shyann was lucky if she managed to get back home by late afternoon.
She’d be stopped, bent into a painful and humiliating pose, usually have her pants shredded, and get a cock decimating her ass every few steps.
“Burn so many more calories this way though!”
Shyann’s optimistic attitude never faltered.
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Guys didn’t even have to bother asking Jenna. As soon as a cock slid out of her ass, she was spinning around and opening her mouth, begging to be allowed to suck it clean.
“You’re one cock-hungry, filthy, nasty, little slut, aren’t you?” he asked.
She moaned a yes around his cock and hoped he’d tell all his friends about her. Maybe they’d come over and all fuck her into a complete mess at once.
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When Bailey got her tongue pierced, she thought it might save her a few ass-poundings by her roommates and neighbors. Turned out, it just made them all about ass to mouth.
She hadn’t gone a day since without several cocks destroying her ass and then plummeting down her throat while she did her best to tickle the rods with her pierced tongue, despite the gagging and choking.
“Well, I should have expected this,” she thought while another one of her roommates shoved his cock into her ass and took hold of her hair.
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“What… What do you mean you’re never fucking me in the pussy again?” Laura asked.
“Now that the Sexual Service Act passed, I can fuck you any way I like and I like fucking your tight ass,” he said.
“But… but what about my pussy?” she whimpered.
“Yeah… you should still keep it waxed and shaved. I like the way it looks that way. Plus, I might want to have some other slut eat you out while I fuck your ass.”
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Harmony held the belt between her teeth, letting her tongue flick against the rough side, enjoying the slightly bitter taste as she whimpered and begged her Master to spank her.
“Spankings are for bad girls. You know that. Have you been a bad girl today? Do you deserve some punishment?” he teased.
She whimpered and pushed her head into his lap, then reached down and pushed her fingers into her dripping cunt.
“Looks like you are a bad girl. Get over my knee, now!”
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Finding a skinny girl and fucking her in the ass is one of life’s great pleasures. It had been explained to Sally on more than one occasion in many different ways.
“Fuck! There really is nothing like feeling a skinny bitch twitch and moan while you drill her narrow ass,” the man fucking her that day said.
“Yeah? Maybe you could see what it’s like to fuck my pussy?” she asked.
“Maybe… Tell you what, you beg enough and maybe, just maybe, I’ll fuck your little cunt.”
She started begging.
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Beth was an Uber-Slut. Basically, she paid to ride around in Uber cars all day, just so she could suck the dicks of random strangers in strange back seats.
The drivers never had a problem with it, they got fare from her and from the guys who called for their car just to get a blowjob.
“They should really make this one of the official included services,” the passenger called up to the driver.
“Yeah, but then you couldn’t just take her with you,” the driver said.
“Take her with me?”
“Yeah! I mean, if you feel like fucking me hard at your place, you can just tell me and I’ll hope out with you,” Beth said, then put her mouth back on his cock.
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After a few months, most women adjusted to the Sexual Service Act pretty well. A lot of girls, like Katelin, chose to go without pants, skirts, underwear, or basically anything that would get in the way of a cock trying to fuck their holes.
“It’s just easier, you know. A guy can just bend me over, fuck my pussy or spit on my ass and fuck me there and then I can be on my way again. No fuss, no muss…. yeah… there’s always a mess, but it’s a good mess.”
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You can always tell the difference between the freshmen and the girls who have been at college for a while. Harmony here knows how important it is to stretch properly before scanning in for a long day during one of the Special Event Weeks at the college.
She also knows that her clothes can only get ruined by wearing them on campus, so she’s sure to set them aside ahead of time.
Harmony is one heck of a smart slut!
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This is how you’ll spend most nights during college, ass up and face down while a cock connected to a man who you don’t even know decimates you.
It is, in fact, the most important lesson you’ll learn in your two to ten years at university: That you are a set of holes to please men and that the one that hurts most for you pleases men the greatest. So, that’s the one you offer up. It’s their pleasure that matters, after all, not yours.
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“Hello, you’ve reached the DynGlobe technical hotline. My name is Taylor. How can I help you?”
“Hi… Look, how are you being fucked?” the man asked.
“I’m being fucked in the pussy, sir. Can I ask which product you need assistance with?”
“Yeah, look, I’d really rather be helped by someone getting fucked in the ass. So, could you transfer me or something?”
“Sir, I assure you I can help you while-”
“Yeah, I can’t even understand what you’re saying. I need to talk to someone taking it in the ass.”
“Please hold,” she said, pressing the hold button. “Rodger, can you switch to my ass?”
“Sure.”
“Thanks,” she said then returned to the call, “Sir, AH! Sir, I’m now taking it in the ass. How can I help you?”
Marissa’s boyfriend had dumped her that day and it hit her harder than she expected. She’d been bawling non-stop for hours, so I finally took matters into my own hands.
“Here, how about I fuck your ass?” I asked her.
“Re-really? You’d do that for me?”
“Sure. Hell, I’ll even choke you out while I cum. Will that make you feel better?” I said, positioning myself behind her.
“It… It might. Thank you so much for doing this for me!”
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A straight jacket and twenty hours of fucking every day. That’s how it had gone since she’d been committed to Bronner’s Asylum For Dysfunctional Sluts.
Rebecca wouldn’t be released until she had been completely and totally cured of all her flaws, sexual hangups, and hesitation to do even the most degrading, disgusting, and perverted acts.
“I’m so glad I checked myself in! I’ve known I need professional help for a while! Ever since I refused to suck my first boyfriend’s cock clean after he’d fucked my ass!” she told the orderly drilling his thick cock into her overstretched asshole.
“Don’t worry. We’ll have you cured of that and we’ll have you tonguing your next boyfriend’s asshole, begging to clean his cock, and hoping he lets you drink his piss!”
“I really hope so… No- No, I know I’ll come out of this better!”
If a girl managed to find a couple minutes to eat her lunch during Deep Throat Memorial Week, she’d likely look a lot like this, cum dripping down her face onto her tits and into her food, an odd sense of depression over not having a cock down her throat at that very moment, because having her face fucked had become the new normal.
It’s okay. Another man will be along to pound his cock down your throat. Don’t worry, pet.
When meeting your girlfriend’s family, it’s important to establish dominance with her sisters and mother. Make sure to bend each of them over in turn and ram your spit-lubed cock up their assholes.
The pain, humiliation, stains on their furniture will help remind them that you’re dedicated and forceful. They’ll thank you and beg to be assfucked the next time you come over as well.
Never disappoint.
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I just came so hard to your blog master. I wish you would fuck me.
Glad you enjoy :)
I have a secret identity, so you’ll have to just find a man nearby and beg him ;)
In the meantime, you can check out my longer works as Broken Arrow:
Leanne had been the VP of Marketing and Sales before one of her employees took her to one of the local mind blank shops at the mall.
Of course, she had to be reassigned with her new skill level in mind, but she seemed to enjoy her new life as a stress relief slut in the public bathroom. Her moans, whimpers, and shouts as she was fucked all day long and the way she enthusiastically lapped up cum and piss from the floors was all the proof anyone needed that this was by far a better life for Leanne.
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More drinking piss ones please!
I’m sure I’ll post more. :) In the meantime, I’ll make a mention of it in another request-response post :)
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Could you do more captions where a woman gets mind blanked and she's had a very successful career, she's very intelligent, or something like that where it's a "tragedy" that she gets mind blanked? Thanks in advance!
I think I can work something out. Might combine this with another…
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Idea: Young guy becomes elite out of nowhere and goes to town on his town.
Yeah, that’s pretty much how becoming an Elite works ;)
Could you do one about a clever, petite, busty blonde called Mara, involving anal and going commando in public? Thanks! : )
This one is a bit specific. If you could find a gif of a “petite, busty blonde” getting fucked in the ass, that could help.
After the match, the visiting team got to choose one cheerleader to take back to their school. Katha spent the week tied to benches, kneeling on the concrete floor, and being fucked into a drooling mess in the locker room.
It was all just part of being a cheerleader. After all, the losing team needed something to cheer them up and take out their aggressions on. That something might as well be her body.
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Maybe you could do a caption about a blonde cheerleader named Katha, who is taken home by the winning guest team after a game to celebrate a bit more? Thank you for all the hot work you create in general too.
Glad you enjoy. :) I’ll see what I can do :)
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Autumn used to have a nasty habit of refusing to suck a cock just because it had been up her ass a moment before. Of course, after the mind-blank procedure, she never questioned taking a cock into any of her holes ever again, no matter where it had just been.
So, that’s why he spent most nights fucking her sister in the ass and having Autumn clean and lube his cock. He figured that when he got bored, he’d just have her sister mind-blanked too and send them off to a slut auction.
He’d had a long day at work. His boss was a real bitch. So, Caitlin sat him down on the couch, lined up her already lubed asshole, and started to fuck her ass up and down his cock, to help him relax.
“You’re such a great girlfriend when I get home,” he said.
“Ah, thank you!” she chirped.
“I just don’t understand why you have to be such a bitch at work.”
“You know, the best thing about working at an all-girls boarding school is knowing that you get to fuck the eighteen-year-olds as much as you want and since their locked in the eighteen-and-up wing, no men from outside the school get to use their tight, young, fresh holes. This job is so fucking awesome now that The Act passed!”
“Yea- Yeah? Mr. Sanders? Are… are you going to fuck me tomorrow too?” Riley asked.
“I’ll probably fuck some other slut. There are about a hundred of you here, so don’t be greedy, you cock-hungry little skank.”
“Ye- yes, sir…” she said.
“God! I love being a janitor here!”
When Eva turned eighteen, she stopped attending regular classes and was transferred to the Slutology Prep course. She spent her days sucking cock, taking it in the ass, and learning invaluable lessons.
“Today’s lesson is piss drinking. You’ll learn to swallow every last drop and thank a man after,” her teacher said.
She’d been waiting for this lesson ever since her eighteenth birthday.
“Finally! I get to drink Mr. Finn’s piss. And if he thinks I’m advanced enough, he might even teach me ass to mouth today!” she thought.
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More piss! I can't find any good willing watersports captions but you. Keep up the good work! Maybe one about a schoolgirl named Eva really excited to drink her teacher's piss for the first time?
I’m sure there will be more watersports posts (and also Kinky College: Water Conservation Week will be completed eventually). :
In the meantime, I’ll see what I can do for Eva.
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Jo’s clothes had been completely reduced to shreds, a thick cock was piercing her once-virgin asshole, and only her own spit on his cock, from when she’d gagged on it moments before, served as lube.
“Shit! That hurts! Mr. Jonson! It hurts!” she yelled.
“Don’t worry, it’ll be out of your ass and back down your throat soon enough. It’s about time you learned to go ass to mouth like every other nineteen-year-old,” he said, pounding his cock into her ass even faster and deeper.
He was right. Most of her friends learned to go ass to mouth on their eighteenth birthdays, but she always had been a slow learner.
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I love your blog! I use it to embrace my slut nature and please a man when he wants it. Can you please do one about a blonde named jo? Anything you want it to be! Please!
I think I’ve got one that you’ll enjoy.
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Can you do one about a blonde haired girl named Jo?
Looks like this was requested twice. Folks, I have 20+ requests at any given time and can’t always get to them as soon as they come in ;) Have patience and I’ll see what I can do.
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“But it was supposed to be my turn to suck his cock!” Madisen complained from the stairs.
“You were a bad girl today,” he said. “I told you not to cum while I fucked you in the ass this morning and what did you do?”
“I came…” she said, pouting.
“That’s right. And what do naughty little sluts get when they disobey Master?” he asked.
“They… get punished by not being allowed to suck Master’s cock for a whole day.”
She was in tears. Sure, it was rough punishment, but he knew it was what was best for her.
“If you eat Lauryn out and make her cum in fifteen minutes or less, maybe, just maybe, I’ll let you suck my cock after midnight.” He was really too nice to her, but her crying face was too cute to deny completely.
“Really? Okay!” She perked right up, crawled behind Lauryn, and started lapping at her soaking wet pussy.
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Like most of the girls at the Kinky College, Beth was taken home for the weekend on Friday of Surprise Anal Sex Week. It was certainly a surprise for her. She’d planned on resting at her apartment and giving her over-worked asshole a break.
It seemed like George, the guy who took her back to his place for the weekend, got bored of just fucking her ass pretty quick. He’d switched to inserting various things and leaving them there for long periods of time.
“That’s 12 Sharpie markers in your ass at once! I bet I can get that tall-boy of PBR in there next,” he said, walking towards the kitchen.
“You’re not even trying. C'mon, Amy! Get your ass all the way down on my dick. I want to feel my balls slap those cheeks!” her roommate said.
When the Sexual Service Act passed he’d stripped her and taken her to the front porch to fuck her ass where everyone could watch.
“But… Unf! Fuck! It’s so fucking long and thick!”
“You better fucking believe it is! Doesn’t change the fact that you’re going to have all of it up your ass in the next five minutes, one way or the other.”
She tried to relax her asshole and put her weight into it as she leaned back and let several more inches slide in.
“That’s a good slut. Now, I’m really gonna start fucking the hell out of your ass. Make sure to moan and scream loud enough for the neighbors to hear you.”
“Fuck! Fuck! That won’t be a fucking problem!”
Madilyn looked up at her boyfriend and listened intently while she sucked his cock and he talked on the phone.
“Yeah, you should totally come over. It’s just me and Maddy. No, you won’t interrupt anything. In fact, Mads will totally eat you out while I fuck her ass. Won’t you Mads?” he asked, holding the phone down near her face.
“Mmmhmmmm!” she hummed into his cock in way of a yes.
“See? What? She’s your stepsister. Come on, don’t be such a prude, get your sweet ass over here and let’s fuck! Cool, see you in fifteen.”
Madilyn was glad her boyfriend was so good to her family. Finding one that would let her serve his every perverse need and was even willing to fuck her stepsister and mother?! She couldn’t believe how lucky she was! Maybe he’d even knock up her best friend!
“A slut can hope!” she thought and then went back to focusing on his cock.
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Hi Master, because of your blog I’m embracing my life as a slut and serve my boyfriend whenever he needs. I would love to see a post about a slutty blonde named Madilyn serving her boyfriend.
I think I can work something out for that :)
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Ashleigh spent nearly every night pinned between two men, one ramming his cock up her tightly stretched asshole and the other pounding into her throat. Often, she didn’t even know their names. They were just guys she picked up at the bar.
“I just can’t get any sleep unless I’ve been spit roasted by a couple of hard, thick cocks,” she thought to herself. “I mean, I can’t understand women who don’t need it every night!”
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Could you please do one about a girl called Ashleigh who loves to be spit roasted by 2 guys?
Sure, I think I can work something out. :)
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Cayla sucked on his hard cock and looked up into his eyes while he spoke to her.
“I’ve always wanted to knock up a little nerd slut. Make sure you get me rock hard with the mouth of yours. I wanna fuck your little pussy so hard, you won’t know which way is up,” he said. “Gonna make a little nerd baby with you, slut.”
Cayla couldn’t believe it! The quarterback of her school’s football team was going to knock her up! Best eighteenth birthday present she could ever think of!
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Hi, I love your stuff! Could you maybe do one on a brunette nerd named Cayla being impregnated please?
Sure :)
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When visiting your girlfriend’s family this Thanksgiving, be sure to have her and her eighteen-year-old sister kneel down in front of you while you cum on both of their tits. You’re a guest in their home and it’s important to show them that they please you and your cock.
Remember, after dinner, it’s important to fuck your girlfriend’s mother in the ass as well. After all, the old slut made the two young sluts you’ll be enjoying for the weekend.
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Would you mind letting us know what stuff like Valentine's Day and Sadie Hawkins Day are like, or what boy/girlfriends are expected to do for birthdays and anniversaries in the Modern Slut Tips/New Dating universe?
I’m sure all of those will come up :)
I’ve also might combine this one with another request for a post in a minute :)
You’d probably also like my work as Broken Arrow in the “Holiday Specials” series.
There will be more for that series as well :)
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You have to do more captions about a man's work or the duty men have to fill in free use world.
Sure :)
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A moment of getting real here
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A moment of getting real here.
My family and I are struggling and I need the sales of my books and stories if I’m going to have any chance of pulling us out of this nosedive. My sales have been growing, and I’d wait it out to watch it grow at its own pace, if I could.
Even if you can’t buy one of the stories, letting your readers know about them can help. If you have bought some of my work, thank you, from the bottom of my heart. If you can review the stories on Amazon and/or Smashwords, that would help even more. Reviewed works get more sales.
Even if you’ve only read the rough drafts of some of my work on my ASSTR site, you can leave reviews on Amazon, you just won’t be marked as a “verified buyer.” It’ll still help and I appreciate it.
Now more than ever, I need the help of my fans. If you’ve enjoyed my work, if what I write makes your life a little more fun, a little more interesting, and a little hotter, then please consider buying some of my work and reviewing it. Even linking to my work and letting other people know how much you love it, can help.
I know I keep my identity secret, so some of you may doubt this is real and I don’t blame you… All I can say is, I wouldn’t be “breaking character” like this if the need weren’t dire… I hope you believe me. I understand if you don’t.
Sorry for the heavy message. I’ll get you guys back to your regularly scheduled smut momentarily.
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“What? No, this isn’t the Christmas bonus. I just wanted to fuck your tight, little ass one more time before having you blanked,” Cindy’s boss said.
“Blanked? You mean mind blanked?” she asked.
“Yes. Michelson has been doing a great job this year and you’ll be his bonus. I’m sure you’ll make a great mindless fucktoy for him!”
Cindy couldn’t believe it. Instead of a bonus, she was getting blanked and given to a man as a bonus. How many other girls were as lucky as her?!
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Modern Slut Tip:
It doesn’t matter if you know his phone number, address, or even his name. All you need to know is that he likes cumming on your face while you wear glasses and hold your tongue out like a dumb animal waiting for a treat.
Prop up those tits and be thankful that a man is willing to bless you with his cum. Hope that a few drops land in your open mouth so you can savor the taste.
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What happens to a woman if the voted no to the sexual service act?
I have answered this many times before. In the fictional world of the Sexual Service Act, there is no such woman. As stated in nearly every Sexual Service Act story, every single woman voted yes.
Just hit 26,000 followers. Thanks to all of you, new and old!
Thank you all so much for your recent support concerning my post here as well: http://masterlovehurts.tumblr.com/post/166434040376/a-moment-of-getting-real-here
I’ve seen a few reviews pop in on Smashwords and Amazon since then. Spreading the word, reviewing, and buying the books/stories are all a huge help and I appreciate it a ton.
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