The water bill was extra high that month, so they locked the bathroom door and set up the kiddie pool before the house party. Any man or woman that needed to take a piss had to use her mouth. Not only would she stay well hydrated and not need to use the sink all night, but none of the guests would have to worry about using water by flushing a toilet. She suggested to her roommates that they should use her as a urinal every day.