With fresh water at a premium, “Piss Down Water Economics” had reached every corner of the planet. Since piss was safe to drink and water was rare, only men drank fresh water, while women made use of the secondary water resources provided by the cocks of the men in their lives. Angie had a hard time adjusting at first, but now she couldn’t imagine drinking anything other than hot piss from the cocks of her husband, coworkers, and random men on the street. She hoped Piss Down Water Economics wouldn’t fade away at the end of the water crisis.