She had started taking the latest diet pill, which not only helped women lose weight, but also tightened their assholes and cunts, reduced their gag reflexes, increased their bust size, and rejuvenated their skin. Granted, the pill also reduced their ability to think clearly, but the increased libido more than made up for that. She had become a perfect piece of fuck-meat and she’d never been happier. After her husband, boss, and coworkers finished fucking her holes that morning, she’d recommend the pill to all of her girlfriends.