If your boss is a woman, when negotiating for a raise, remember:

1. The Sexual Service Act means she has to service you at any time, including your yearly review and pay raise negotiations.

2. A boss with a dick in her mouth can’t interrupt you while you make your case for why you should get a raise.

3. Studies have shown that a woman with a cock in her cunt is 67% more likely to agree to any request.

4. More importantly, recent studies have shown that a woman with a hard cock destroying her asshole is 93% likely to agree to anything asked of her.

So, keep cool. Make sure your boss sucks your cock like the slut she is while you tell her all the reasons you deserve that raise. Then flip her around and pound her ass. You’ll get a nice fat raise and she’ll get to enjoy being fucked into a mindless stupor by your fat cock.

You’ve got this.