“Johnson, fucking your daughter’s tits is like fucking goddamn silk,” Macklemoore said.

“Step-daughter. And believe me, I know! I’ve been fucking her tits, cunt, and ass every single day since she turned eighteen,” Johnson replied.

“No fucking way! You bastards with step-daughters really have it made. How’s Cindy’s ass holding up?” he asked.

“Tight as a midget’s cunt. Damn, I wasn’t sure I’d be able to get my cock up this little ass. Her eighteenth birthday is today? Really? The same day as Bring Your Daughter For Your Coworkers To Fuck Day? No wonder she’s nearly passed out from a little assfucking.”

“Yeah, I didn’t tell her until this morning. You should have seen the look on her face. Instead of a party and a lot of presents, she finds out she’s just gonna get drilled by daddy’s coworkers all day. Fucking classic!”

“Too bad she’s your daughter though, you don’t get to fuck a nice piece of teen ass on the regular even though she’s eighteen now… Hmm.. Tell you what. You just take Sabrina home and I’ll take your daughter Allison. Then we both have teen sluts to fuck at home.”

“Johnson, you are a fucking genius! I can’t thank you enough, man.”