“What the fuck was your name again?” he asked.

She sighed. “Erica. My name is Erica. You’ve been over to fuck my tits every night this week, you think you’d remember my name by now.”

“Fuck! I can’t remember the name of every slut I use to get off. You know, I think I’ll just start calling you ‘Tits’ from now on,” he said.

“Whatever,” she said.

“In fact, let’s go down to the Slut Registration Bureau  tomorrow and have your name legally changed to 'Tits N. Ass’ first thing.”

“What? It’s too much trouble for you to remember my name, but your willing to go all the way down there to have my name changed to Tits?”

“Hey, it’ll make it easier for the next guy who feels like fucking you. No one will forget your name is Tits, no one.”