“So, like, guys really used to talk to women without fucking them? How did that, like, even work?” Crystal asked.

“It was a different time. People had a lot of ideas that seem strange and backwards to us now,” her stepfather said.

“I, like, just completely don’t get it. I mean, like sure, having a cock up my ass every time I want to have a conversation with a guy hurts a bit, but how else is a guy supposed to put up with me if he’s not at least getting off?”

“Exactly! I’m glad we’ve evolved as a civilization since then.”