When Aimee scored the full time job as part of the janitorial and maintenance team, she thought she’d be mopping floors and scrubbing tile. Instead she was put on urinal cleaning duty.

Every night, after the store closed, she spent twelve or more hours licking every urinal completely clean. If there was still piss left in the bowl, she had to lap it up until the water was clear again.

It wasn’t the worst job she’d ever had though.

“It’s a living,” she thought as she licked at the speckles of dried piss on the edge of another urinal.