“It’s hilarious that you thought you were being hired to file paperwork,” Mr. Clark said.

“Well, I do have a degree, so I just assumed-”

“You assumed wrong, Lauren. The only reason we hired you at this office, is because we needed another slut to knock up. The department gets a bonus for every little slut who gets pregnant.”

“But I was hoping to be fucked in the ass, maybe give a few blowjobs. I mean, most women don’t get knocked up until their late twenties.”

“Should have read the contract, slut. Too bad for you, just turned twenty-two and you’re going to be knocked up by someone in this office before the month is over.”