“Do they honestly expect me to believe there was ever a time men had conversations with women without at least getting a handjob and cumming all over their tits and faces?” Dana asked.

“Well, it is what’s in the history books, but I admit, it’s pretty hard to believe…” Joe said.

“I mean, it’s just so- Ah, there’s your cum. Do you want to keep talking while I rub it into my face, hair, and tits or do you want me to suck your cock until you’re hard again?”