“Dating” had gone out of fashion decades before she’d even been born. Since a man could just fuck any woman he wanted, at any time, and in any way he liked, there wasn’t much reason to take them out to expensive dinners and shows before destroying their assholes.

“Unf! Fuck! Wha- What was your name again?” Nicole asked.

“Huh? Bob. Why?”

“No- FUCK! No reason. Sometimes I just like to imagine the guy fucking my- FUCKING HELL! My ass took me out on a date first. Silly, I know.”

“That’s cute. Tell you what, you can even pretend I took you out to the movies while you clean my cock with that hot little mouth.”

“Gee, thanks.”