Jacqueline was actually 3% non-human. She was grown in a lab, her genes spliced with a pig’s, making her technically less human than chimpanzees (which are only 2% different from humans genetically).

This meant that, despite external appearances, biologically and legally she wasn’t human. She was sold at a local pet store, brought home by her new owner, and fucked senseless on a daily basis. Pets like her had been expensive at first, but as more were produced, their value became less. He’d paid $9.99 for her - $4.99 after the rebate.

“I guess they put all the pig parts on the inside,” her owner mused.

“Oink?” she replied.