He heard the kitchen door slide open, scraping along the linoleum floor.

“That you, Honey?” he asked.

“Yeah. Finally got all the grocery shopping done. You wouldn’t believe how packed the store was.” She peaked her head around the corner. “Who’s that you got there?”

“Hm? Oh, you remember Jenna from up the street, right? Used to play with Brianna all the time?”

“Oh, yeah! Hi, Jenna! Good to see you! She just came over to suck your cock or…”

“She joined the Slut Scouts last week. Showed up begging me to help her earn her cock-sucking badge. You know how these 18 and 19 year old girls are about their badges! I couldn’t say no.”

“Oh, I know. I earned every one of my badges before you let me marry you.” She winked at him, patted Jenna’s head, and disappeared into the kitchen to put away the groceries.