“How does your boyfriend wake you up in the morning,” Crystal asked.

“Oh, you know. He just rams his cock up my ass as hard as he can, so I wake up screaming,” Dana said.

“Awe! That’s so sweet! My boyfriend does this really creepy thing where he kisses the back of my neck and says ‘wake up, beautiful’ until I wake up.”

“Ewe… I mean… uh-”

“No, you’re right. It’s totally gross! I mean, I love him, so I let him do it, but sometimes I wish he’d be less kinky, like your boyfriend, and just ass-fuck me awake like a normal guy would, you know.”

“Awe, sweetie. It must be rough loving such a twisted perv,” Dana said, frowning a little.

“You know it!”