“I- Oh fuck! I thought you said you- FUCK! You weren’t going to fuck my ass?!”

“April Fools! It’s anal all day for you, slut!” he said, pounding in deep and slapping her ass.

“Oh. Ha. Ha- AHHH! You got me!” she said, trying not to scream too loud from the pain of his cock driving into her ass.

“And remember how I told you I wouldn’t knock up your little sister? Well, double April Fools! She’s totally pregnant!”