At first, after the Sexual Service Act passed, Mr. Parnell wasn’t sure how to deal with all the young women asking him if he wanted a blowjob or to fuck their asses. He’d turned them all down for weeks until his wife took him aside and explained some things to him.

“Honey, these girls all voted to pass that law, so that they could experience all men, and that includes you, being able to fuck them anytime at all. When you turn these poor girls down, it really hurts them. And it’s not just about their feelings. This is, well, it’s your civic duty to fuck these girls. As a patriot and as a man, it’s important for you to allow them to serve your cock!”

“You know what? Now that you’ve put it that way, I’m really sorry I’ve been turning them down. Where’s that little blonde that wanted my cock earlier today?”

“She’s next door , Sweetie.”