“I saw that girl ask you five times to fuck her!”

“Yeah… she did. I just-”

“And you had the nerve to turn her down?! What the fuck is wrong with you? I mean,  really! The Act passed six months ago and you haven’t fucked any of these girls! Do you have any idea how embarrassing it is to be married to a man who doesn’t bend over a few college girls every day?!” his wife scolded.

“Fine! Fine! I’ll go over there and fuck her ass. I’ll fuck that eighteen year old up the ass so hard, the whole beach will hear it! Then I’ll  come back over here and make you suck my cock clean! Is that what you want?” he yelled back.

“It’s a start,” his wife said.

“Serves him right for not fucking my ass the first time I asked,” Jessica said to her friend.