“The 100th man to call in a pledge for Holes for the Homeless gets Samantha here as his house slut. She’s a carpenter’s dream! Check out those tiny titties!” Marc said, lifting Sam’s shirt.

“Wait. What? When… When was that decided?” she asked.

“This morning, at the staff meeting you were late to again. Your days as a house slut start today,”

“Oh… I… but-”

“That’s right guys! Sam here has an amazingly tight butt. I’ll show you live on air now!”