“Order your Home HuCow(tm) system today and you’ll be milking your house sluts in just three days! That’s right, free three-day shipping if you order now!

Your slut doesn’t have to be bred and ready to milk to enjoy the Home HuCow station. You can strap her in and let the patented suction action of the milkers drive her wild. And, since she’s already in position, you can climb up behind her and breed her or fuck her ass to your heart’s content!

Order today and we’ll throw in a free slut cage! That’s an extra $39.99 value for free!”

He looked his step-sister and looked her up and down.

“You know, this infomercial is on to something. I think it’s time I turned you into a milk-cow.”

“What?! You already have me sucking your cock and taking it up the ass every day? Now you want to breed me?!”

“You have a problem with that?”

“No. Not really. Hey! They’re offering a second one for free! If you get it, I’ll totally get Sandy to be your house slut too!”

“I’m already on the phone, slut. You better have Sandy’s ass in front of my cock Monday morning!”

“Yes, sir!”