Shannon passed all of her classes, every single semester at college, despite never having opened a single textbook.

When her friends asked her how she did it, she always told them she just used the DIMA method. What she didn’t tell them was that DIMA stood for Dick In My Ass.

She just made sure every one of her professors knew her asshole was there for the fucking anytime they liked. And if she ended up with a female instructor, she made sure the lady-prof knew she had a strap-on for her to use.