Catherine’s college was one of the first to have a Water Conservation Week. So, when she joined Greenpeace, she had no trouble serving as a “Latrine Girl” and swallowing the piss of her male coworkers whenever they needed to go.

“When women drink the piss that men make, it not only helps reduce the strain on freshwater resources, it also helps women get a lot of valuable vitamins and minerals! It’s nature’s sports drink for women!” she often told people.