Water Conservation Week FAQ
Okay, since ASSTR is down for a while, I figured I might at least post the Kinky College: Water Conservation Week portion of the FAQ here. (Can’t wait for ASSTR to be back up and to restore the latest version of my Broken Arrow site)
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Q: In Water Conservation Week and other stories, you have women drinking urine almost exclusively on a regular basis. Wouldn’t this make them sick? Isn’t urine a waste product?
A: Actually, urine is a part of the blood purification system rather than the waste removal system. Urine is not really related to the excrement (shit) system at all. Urine is about 95% water, almost completely sterile (in some cases cleaner than your tap or bottled water), and full of vitamins, minerals, etc. It’s closer to a very hot sports drink than it is to waste. Not the best flavor though. In reality, yeah, the women would probably at least get stomach aches and possibly have some problems with taking in too much salt (though they’d probably be no worse off than they would be with a steady diet of sports drinks). Many people in survival situations have lived off their own urine for days or weeks without any immediate or lasting ill effects. The women in the Arrow-verse are extremely strong and have great constitutions. Don’t worry, they can take it.
Q: Okay, so maybe it’s not bad for the girls to drink urine all day for a week, but would they really get enough fluids that way?
A: Each man produces an average of around 6-8 cups of urine a day and the guys in Kinky College actually urinate more often (probably two or three times as much), since they enjoy the perks of fucking the girls afterwards, and so drink more fluids during the day. The Mayo clinic says a healthy level of fluid intake per day for a woman is about 9 cups. Given that the women will drink before and after attending classes, they should have no problem staying hydrated.
Q: Okay, but how much water could the women in the college
A: On average a urinal uses about 40,000 gallons of water over the course of a year, that’s about 800 gallons of water each week for each urinal on the campus. Given a moderate campus, it’s easy to assume at least 100 urinals are normally in use. So, over the course of a single week, the college saves nearly 80,000 gallons of water in urinal flushes. Also, since the women are getting their water second hand from the men, they are not contributing to use of the water fountains, soda machines, coffee machines, etc. So, the total water savings might be close to 140,000-160,000 gallons of fresh water saved over the course of a week (taking into account both the reduced urinal flushing and the reduced strain on primary water sources). Since the women won’t be urinating anymore than usual, their normal toilet flushing should remain about the same, and is not important to the calculations.
Q: Wow! That’s some major water savings for just one week! What would it be for a full year, if the college decided to have the women serve as urinals permanently and removed all traditional porcelain urinals?
A: Given the above calculations, the college would save a little over 4,000,000 (four million) gallons of water in urinal flushes alone each year and figuring in the savings to primary water sources, as mentioned above, that could work out to someplace between 7,000,000 (seven million) to 8,000,000 (eight million) gallons of fresh water saved each year if they implemented such a plan. Given both the economic and ecological benefits, I could see the college working toward this goal.
Q: You research some weird things just to write smut, don’t you?
A: Yes. Yes, I do. Imagine what I research for more serious writing.