Sex ed class in college was a lot more hands-on. Girls were expected to remove their clothes upon entry to the classroom and were required to participate in demonstrations.

“As you girls can see with the way Anna here is squirming and crying, men have several ways to make anal sex hurt a great deal for you. This is called painal and is an important part of every healthy sexual relationship. Now, some men from the local construction company have volunteered to help you all practice today. That’s them coming in now. Get bent over your desks,” Mr. Hammond said.