Sara was still getting used to the required sunbathing position for women at the 18+ beach. She understood that it was important to make her assets clear, visible, and available at all times, so that didn’t bother her. She just wished she didn’t keep forgetting.

“I’ll just practice sunbathing on my patio every day until it feels natural!” she said to her neighbor. “Feel free to come over and fuck the shit out of me anytime.”

“You bet!”