“He- Hello, sir. You- You’ve reached DynGLob Customer- FUCK! MY ASS! DynGlobe customer service, where you can- FUCKING HELL! Where you can hear a customer service representative getting fucked in the ass! Shit! That hurts! How can I help you today, sir?”

“Oh, I just wanted to call and listen to some slut getting her ass drilled. Is that weird?”

“Not at all, sir. That’s 90% of our calls.”

“Fantastic! Then I’ll just listen for a while. If you wouldn’t mind screaming and moaning.”

“I’ll be doing that- FUCKING HELL, YOU’LL BREAK MY ASS! Doing that all day, sir. So, it’s no problem.”