“So, Mrs. Smith, did Mr. Smith and Ronny tell you the good news?” her son’s friend asked.

“You’re fucking my ass, you can go ahead and call me Kathryn. What- Fuck that’s a thick cock! What good news?” she asked.

“Well, Kathy, Mr. Smith and Ronny are trading you to me for my sister who just turned eighteen. I’ll be fucking this ass every single fucking day from now on. Oh, and don’t forget that I like to be woken up with a blowjob.”