Cassandra was so fucking tired of men wasting time with her stupid pussy.

“Like, why don’t they understand that it’s their pleasure that matters?! I just want them in my ass, tearing it apart, making me cry and moan, while they get their rocks off! Is that too fucking much to ask?!”

“Maybe you should get a shirt or something that spells it out for them,” her friend joked.

“Holy shit! That’s brilliant!”