“You know what? We all have needs! And there’s no shame in it. So what if it’s a lot of money.” she said, looking into the camera. “It’s totally worth it. That’s why I pay him to piss on my tits. He needs money and I need to be pissed on. It’s just business.”

“But, don’t you think that contributes to the objectification and devaluation of the male body?” the reporter asked.

“Look, no one is making him take my money. No one is putting a gun to his head and forcing him to piss on me. He’s providing a service that I’m willing to pay for. There’s no real difference between this and a job at a burger joint. And this pays better.”

“Come on, you have to admit that the mental toll of being used for the perverse sexual desires of women is-”

“Oh? You think flipping burgers all day doesn’t have a ‘mental toll’ on men? At least this way he gets to feel wanted!”

“Can I just say something here?” the man asked.

“Women are talking right now, sweetie. You just look pretty and keep pissing.”