“Remember, girls, if you don’t have cum on your face before your date shows up, he’s going to think you’re a prude! Beg your roommates, neighbors, whoever you have to in order to get a fresh load of cum on your face. It’s important to make a good first impression,” Alexis said on the Youtube video.

“I love Slutting For Non-Blondes! It’s the best instructional video series on Youtube!” Hanna said.

“I know, right?” Samantha agreed. “I mean, blonde bimbos just know this stuff, but it’s so nice that Alexis lets the rest of us in on the secrets!”