Paige and Mariah meet for “Cucumber Sandwich Brunch” every Sunday. They take turns helping each other practice for the daily use their bodies see whenever they’re at work, the store, or anyplace men happen to encounter them.

One will hold the cucumber in her mouth and fuck the other’s asshole with the other end, driving it in over and over until her lips meet her friend’s distended asshole. Then they switch.

Cucumber sandwiches: Fun, painful and nutritious!