Fan mail:

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Freeuse porn. The arousal is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of a woman’s mindset most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Masterfreeuse’s hard fetish outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of the porn, to realise that they’re not just arousing- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Freeuse truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the lust in R/freeuse’s existential catchphrase “source?,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as farcourt’s genius wit unfolds itself on their moniters . What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Freeuse tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the freeuse sluts’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎