Modern Slut Tip:

Be thankful and happy when a man cums on your face, glasses, tits, and hair. It means he finds you pleasing and that you’ve done a good job servicing his cock.

Smile, look up, and say, “Thank you, sir, for using me to get off. I’m honored.”

It’s proper, it’s polite, and it’s the right thing to do. After all, you’re there for men to use, fuck, and cover with cum. Be thankful every time a man helps you realize your true and singular purpose.