“Hello, you’ve reached the DynGlobe technical hotline. My name is Taylor. How can I help you?”

“Hi… Look, how are you being fucked?” the man asked.

“I’m being fucked in the pussy, sir. Can I ask which product you need assistance with?”

“Yeah, look, I’d really rather be helped by someone getting fucked in the ass. So, could you transfer me or something?”

“Sir, I assure you I can help you while-”

“Yeah, I can’t even understand what you’re saying. I need to talk to someone taking it in the ass.”

“Please hold,” she said, pressing the hold button. “Rodger, can you switch to my ass?”

“Sure.”

“Thanks,” she said then returned to the call, “Sir, AH! Sir, I’m now taking it in the ass. How can I help you?”