Taylor is a Human Urinal 1 (sample)

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Summary: Taylor never bothered to read the contracts she signed, but that has caught up with her. Thanks to signing a contract with a coffee shop, she’s been serving as a urinal to cover for the broken one for over a month! She also finds out that every one of her orifices, crevices, and every inch of her flesh is open for use by the managers, staff, and customers of the coffee shop, as they see fit. She can’t even get out of it by quitting, because the contract stipulates that she is still responsible for all “extraneous duties” if she quits, but without pay. Her boss, Coulter, is ready to finally fuck her ass, but she’s never been fucked there before. Will she be able to take it? Her contract says she better.

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Taylor had long black hair, a svelte body with tiny, nearly non-existent breasts, a little upturned nose, and bright green eyes. She was absolutely cute and occasionally sexy. She had big plans for her life but had managed to get tangled up with one of the new contracts at a coffee shop.

She’d been working at the coffee shop for about half a year. She’d thought about quitting but realized her contract made that nearly impossible. Even if she quit her job as a barista, she’d still be required to provide “extraneous services” which covered a lot of areas, without pay!

The worst “extraneous service” so far had been the month she’d had to spend drinking piss out of cocks in the men’s bathroom. Every size, shape, color, and stank of cock shoved into her mouth, where she had to suck just gently enough to swallow the piss without getting them too hard to piss, and since it was a coffee shop, every man in the place had to piss constantly.

“How long am I going to be on public urinal duty. I mean, aren’t you going to get the urinal fixed? It’s been over a month!” Taylor asked.

“Well, it’s really only been a little over a month, but it’s not all bad. Do you have any idea how much money we saved on the water bill last month? Having you drink the piss not only brought in more customers, but it slashed out water bill to lower than it’s ever been!” Coulter said.

“Will I get a bonus?” she asked.

“Of course not. Serving as a public urinal when the porcelain one is broken is part of your contract,” he said.

“But you could get it fixed and-”

“Ah, you see, it doesn’t say I have to get it fixed in the contract,” he said and waved a copy of the contract at her.

She snatched the copy of the contract out of his hand and read it over. He was right. Of course, he was right, he didn’t have to fix the urinal and she had to continue working as a public urinal until he decided to repair it if he ever decided to repair it.

“The last guy who used my mouth got hard and started fucking my throat.”

“Did he cum?” he asked.

“Well, I didn’t know what to do, so I just kind of went with it. He came so much, I think he came more than he pissed!” she said and frowned at the thought.

“Good. A lot of men like to jack off into the urinal to blow off some stress. Make sure you keep yourself available for that.”

“But… but… but-”

“Speaking of butt. Take a look at the bottom of page twelve,” he said.

“She flipped to page twelve and ran her finger to the bottom of the page. There, written in the black and white she never bothered to read was written, “shall make any and all orifices, crevices, and other flesh available to management, staff, and customers of the establishment for any use, at any time, for any duration of time.”

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Because contracts….

Well, most contracts are about how the company is going to fuck you over, it’s just more literal in this particular fictional world. ;)