Modern Gentleman Tip:

Once you turn eighteen, even your best friend’s mom is just another set of holes for you to use. If she’s on her way out, making her give you her panties, then pissing into her open mouth and having her swallow every last drop is just common courtesy.

Make sure to call her a filthy whore, a dumb slut, or a cock-hungry bitch. After all, it’s important to show your best friend’s parents proper respect and to treat them well.

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