I'm fucking serious!!!! The web one doesn't work, but the qbasic one totally does!! You need to take it down. The world isn't ready for it!!!! If you don't do it, I'll type it into the master pc program and make you do it!!!! You've been warned dude!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ha! I’ve already typed in that I’m immune to all future effects of the Master PC program. Checkmate, anon.

I think you need to calm down a bit. I mean, look at the code. It just writes out stuff to the screen and uses some SLEEPs to make it feel like it’s doing work. It’s a digital toy…

There’s no magic to it.

You are fucking hilarious though. Love it. :) Now, go have fun with that girl.