The moment Destiny realized her plan to make a lot of money by leasing her holes out through the Orifice Leasing Agency had failed was when she found herself on the discount sales floor with a $5 tag around her neck.
“Five… Five dollars?” she asked.
“Yeah. Sorry about this, but since you weren’t able to get any of your holes leased in a reasonable amount of time, we’ve had to move you to the lifetime leasing option at a discounted price. Don’t worry though, I’m sure someone will lease you. Five dollars is like two cups of coffee, after all. So, someone will pay it.”
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