“Damn it! You know, sometimes a guy just wants to take a piss in a normal urinal without some random slut piss-blocking and drinking it all!”

“I- I’m sorry, sir. It just looked so good and it felt like a waste and-”

“You know, I don’t really care. I mean, fucking really, learn some manners. You want to drink a guy’s piss, you fucking ask for it like a civilized slut. Damn.”

“Yes, sir. I’ll be sure to ask next time, sir…”

“Whatever,” he said, exiting the bathroom. “Damn piss thirsty sluts everywhere. Give me my fucking space every once in a while…”

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