“Is this memo for real?” she asked Simon, the head of HR.

“Yeah, it’s real. It was passed down from corporate this morning and I was told to distribute it to everyone immediately,” he said.

“Really?”

“Really.”

“Okay. Okay. Guess what today is then,” she said.

“Wh-what day is it?” he asked.

“The first day you get to kiss my ass. Better get used to it, because now that you guys have to do whatever we say, you’ll be kissing it every single fucking day.”

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