My beloved mate on Mars,
Humans continue to astound me with their creativity and social customs. They have found many ways for the males to use their reproductive organs, even in ways that are completely unreproductive.
Often, the male of the species will insert his reproductive organ into the solid waste disposal orifice of the females, as well as some other males, in order to pleasure itself while inflicting pain on its chosen mate.
Despite what you might think, the one offering up its waste orifice will often beg for the opportunity and thank the male for the pain! Astounding, no?
Their mating customs make me long for your touch, my beloved. When you arrive, I am certain we should take several of the females and possibly a few of the males as pets. They will bring much life and enjoyment to our home.
Your loving mate,
Craigor of Galmatrix
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