“Don’t look at me like that. You know how it is. There has to be at least one redhead tied into ‘Full-Service Position’ in every hostel at all times. And this is your shift. You’ll only be here fourteen or fifteen hours.”

“I know! I voted yes for the ICHR just like everyone else. It’s just that I had a date tonight and-”

“Well, think of it this way. Now you have a 'date’ with about thirty horny foreigners instead.”

* (Irish Carnal Hospitality Regulations)

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