Modern Slut Tip:
As a soon-to-be mother-in-law, it’s important that you help the bride stay stress-free before she walks down the aisle, says “I do,” and get’s gangbanged by every man on your side of the family.
If the bride is overcome with anxiety, tell her to get her legs spread, her panties out of the way, and show her how your tongue can make the stress melt away.
She’ll thank you and you’ll get a chance to use her before everyone else. It’s a win all around!
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