In other news, several hundred piss-sluts have had to be dragged, kicking and screaming, out of local restrooms for the disturbances they’ve been causing.

“I, you know, sometimes, I just want to piss in a urinal without having to tell some wide-eyed slut she needs to get her mouth off my dick,” said Randal Smith, a local barber.

“Last week, I had just finished taking a piss and some slut pushed me out of the way before I could flush so she could lap it out of the urinal! I mean, she could have just asked me to move,” Adam Schefter said of an incident that happened to him at a local bar last week.

There are reports that the piss-addicted-sluts will be relocated to communities where there are currently few or none. We here at CNT News hope the best for these wild and majestic creatures.

This is Terry Films signing off and getting off.

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