“Why break up with your girlfriend when you can blank her, keep her, and still find a new slut to fuck at the theater?” the voiceover on the commercial asked.
“Can you believe that?” Erica asked. “Do they really think guys are going to blank their girlfriends instead of dumping them?”
“Yeah, it’s… crazy… Hey…”
“Hey what?” she asked.
“I was just thinking that you and I should head down to the mall this afternoon. There’s… uh… a new shoe store there,” her boyfriend said.
“The one next to the mind blank center?” she asked.
“Maybe?”
“Okay! Sounds like fun! I could use some new shoes!”
“We’ll get you something that’ll blow your mind,” he said, smiling at the fact that he’d soon have a mindless sex toy and be free to get a new girlfriend.
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