“Dude! My ass! It fucking hurts,” Nancy complained.
“Désolé, je ne parle pas anglais. On m'a dit que les filles américaines aiment l'anal. Je vais vous traiter tous les jours!” (“Sorry, I don’t speak English. I was told that American girls love anal sex. I’ll treat you every day!”)
“Whatever, dude. I wish they didn’t make it so easy to mix up the student exchange program and the schoolgirl exchange program… I can’t even speak French!”
“Le programme d‘échange d'écolière est fantastique! Quand jesuis fatigué de toi, jepeuxjuste t'échanger contre un autre.” (“The schoolgirl exchange program is fantastic! When I’m tired of you, I can just trade you for another.”)
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