“You know, this date is really going badly,” he said.

“Yeah… I mean I wanted to at least give that blind date website a shot but-”

“So, why don’t you just get under the table and suck my cock while I finish dinner?”

“Wh-what?”

“I mean, if you’re under the table sucking my dick, then the waitress will think you’re just some random slut I brought here to suck cock while I eat and I might be able to get her to go on a date with me.”

“Oh… No, you’re right,” she said and slipped under the table.

“Maybe I should have worked harder at being interesting on this date,” she thought. “Now that I’ve got his cock in my mouth, I can see he’s a really good guy…”

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