Totally not related to certain current events

Alice looked around the party, it had been invaded by a bunch of AntiUse guys, a bunch of old men with grey hair and malfunctioning hearing aids.

“You can’t fuck here!” one shouted at three women and a man, though there were thick thighs on either side of the man’s head, so he probably didn’t hear anything. The three girls laughed at the old man and went back to their grinding, licking, and stroking.

“Sex is a dirty thing! Nakedness is wrong! Especially- Especially female breasts!” another old man shouted. “At least put some clothes on while you hump each other!”

“Oh! My! God! Dudes! We’re all here to fuck. Why don’t you just relax and get your dicks out like the rest of the dudes? Look, there’s all these fine-ass women, all these fine ass men, all these fine-ass everyone of every shape and size. Go find some fucking fun already,” a young man told the AntiUsers.

“NO! We’re ashamed of our sexuality and you should be too! Sex is shameful! Sex is shameful!” they started chanting in their cracked and ancient voices.

“Shame is sexy! Shame is sexy!” came back a chant from the sexual humiliation squad.

“FreeUse is here to stay. Free the tits! Liberate the cocks! Let loose the bitches in the cages,” shouted Alice, joining the other girls in chasing off the AniUse men by pushing their bare breasts forward until the senile old fogies screamed and ran away in terror.

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